this is my favorite thing
I control your entire country, kids
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.
she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars
*2 minutes later*
you have no power over me